Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Remember the Unitarian Jihad?

Their manifesto started out like this and only got better from there:

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Divine Atom Bomb of Serene Freedom. What's yours?

[posted on 8/8/08]

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